You are feeling very sleepy...

We had an INSET the other day about how the brain works, and how that affects how pupils learn. Apparently, most of what we learn (nearly 85% in fact) is unconscious, and people learn best in a state nearing hypnotism.
So, I shall be writing to the powers that be to ask their permission to hypnotise my year eights, thereby not only teaching them all they need to know to pass an exam, but also making my life one hell of a lot less stressful!
Ethical problems with this? Come and meet my year eights...